The heath. Before a hovel.
(Lear; Kent; Fool; Edgar; Gloucester)
Kent has a hard time persuading Lear to enter the hovel, as the King is too busy ruminating on his wrongs. In the end he insists that the Fool go first, while he takes pity on the homeless of the world. Edgar, disguised as the mad Poor Tom, suddenly emerges from the hovel, almost naked and gabbling nonsense. Lear insists that Poor Tom could only have been brought so low by his daughters’ mistreatment. Looking at the beggar, it occurs to him that this is all man is, and to match him Lear tears off his clothes. Gloucester enters, and Edgar pretends to think him a devil; the old man fails to recognize his son, just as Lear did not recognize his godson. Gloucester begs Lear to follow him somewhere warm, despite Regan’s prohibition. Lear agrees to go, but insists that Poor Tom accompany him. (126 lines)
Enter Lear, Kent disguised as Caius, and Fool.
Here is the place, my lord; good my lord, enter,
The tyranny of the open night’s too rough
For nature to endure.
Let me alone.
Good my lord, enter here.
Wilt break my heart?
I had rather break mine own. Good my lord, enter.
Thou think’st ’tis much that this contentious storm
Invades us to the skin; so ’tis to thee;
But where the greater malady is fix’d,
The lesser is scarce felt. Thou’dst shun a bear,
But if thy flight lay toward the roaring sea,
Thou’dst meet the bear i’ th’ mouth. When the mind’s free,
The body’s delicate; this tempest in my mind
Doth from my senses take all feeling else,
Save what beats there—filial ingratitude!
Is it not as this mouth should tear this hand
For lifting food to’t? But I will punish home.
No, I will weep no more. In such a night
To shut me out? Pour on, I will endure.
In such a night as this? O Regan, Goneril!
Your old kind father, whose frank heart gave all—
O, that way madness lies, let me shun that!
No more of that.
Good my lord, enter here.
Prithee go in thyself, seek thine own ease.
This tempest will not give me leave to ponder
On things would hurt me more. But I’ll go in.
To the Fool.
In, boy, go first.—You houseless poverty—
Nay, get thee in; I’ll pray, and then I’ll sleep.
Poor naked wretches, wheresoe’er you are,
That bide the pelting of this pitiless storm,
How shall your houseless heads and unfed sides,
Your loop’d and window’d raggedness, defend you
From seasons such as these? O, I have ta’en
Too little care of this! Take physic, pomp,
Expose thyself to feel what wretches feel,
That thou mayst shake the superflux to them,
And show the heavens more just.
Fathom and half, fathom and half! Poor Tom!
Enter Fool from the hovel.
Come not in here, nuncle, here’s a spirit. Help me, help me!
Give me thy hand. Who’s there?
A spirit, a spirit! He says his name’s poor Tom.
What art thou that dost grumble there i’ th’ straw? Come forth.
Enter Edgar disguised as a madman.
Away, the foul fiend follows me! Through the sharp hawthorn blow the cold winds. Humh, go to thy bed and warm thee.
Didst thou give all to thy daughters? And art thou come to this?
Who gives any thing to poor Tom? Whom the foul fiend hath led through fire and through flame, through ford and whirlpool, o’er bog and quagmire; that hath laid knives under his pillow, and halters in his pew, set ratsbane by his porridge, made him proud of heart, to ride on a bay trotting-horse over four-inch’d bridges, to course his own shadow for a traitor. Bless thy five wits! Tom’s a-cold—O do de, do de, do de. Bless thee from whirlwinds, star-blasting, and taking! Do poor Tom some charity, whom the foul fiend vexes. There could I have him now—and there—and there again—and there.
Has his daughters brought him to this pass? Couldst thou save nothing? Wouldst thou give ’em all?
Nay, he reserv’d a blanket, else we had been all sham’d.
Now all the plagues that in the pendulous air Hang fated o’er men’s faults light on thy daughters!
He hath no daughters, sir.
Death, traitor! Nothing could have subdu’d nature
To such a lowness but his unkind daughters.
Is it the fashion, that discarded fathers
Should have thus little mercy on their flesh?
Judicious punishment! ’Twas this flesh begot
Those pelican daughters.
Pillicock sat on Pillicock-Hill, alow! Alow, loo, loo!
This cold night will turn us all to fools and madmen.
Take heed o’ th’ foul fiend. Obey thy parents, keep thy word’s justice, swear not, commit not with man’s sworn spouse, set not thy sweet heart on proud array. Tom’s a-cold.
What hast thou been?
A servingman! Proud in heart and mind; that curl’d my hair; wore gloves in my cap; serv’d the lust of my mistress’ heart, and did the act of darkness with her; swore as many oaths as I spake words, and broke them in the sweet face of heaven: one that slept in the contriving of lust, and wak’d to do it. Wine lov’d I deeply, dice dearly; and in woman out-paramour’d the Turk. False of heart, light of ear, bloody of hand; hog in sloth, fox in stealth, wolf in greediness, dog in madness, lion in prey. Let not the creaking of shoes nor the rustling of silks betray thy poor heart to woman. Keep thy foot out of brothels, thy hand out of plackets, thy pen from lenders’ books, and defy the foul fiend. Still through the hawthorn blows the cold wind: says suum, mun, nonny. Dolphin my boy, boy, sessa! Let him trot by.
Thou wert better in a grave than to answer with thy uncover’d body this extremity of the skies. Is man no more than this? Consider him well. Thou ow’st the worm no silk, the beast no hide, the sheep no wool, the cat no perfume. Ha? Here’s three on ’s are sophisticated. Thou art the thing itself: unaccommodated man is no more but such a poor, bare, fork’d animal as thou art. Off, off, you lendings! Come, unbutton here.
Tearing off his clothes.
Prithee, nuncle, be contented, ’tis a naughty night to swim in. Now a little fire in a wild field were like an old lecher’s heart, a small spark, all the rest on ’s body cold.
Enter Gloucester with a torch.
Look, here comes a walking fire.
This is the foul fiend Flibbertigibbet; he begins at curfew, and walks till the first cock; he gives the web and the pin, squinies the eye, and makes the hare-lip; mildews the white wheat, and hurts the poor creature of earth.
Swithold footed thrice the ’old,
He met the night-mare and her nine-fold;
Bid her alight,
And her troth plight,
And aroint thee, witch, aroint thee!
How fares your Grace?
Who’s there? What is’t you seek?
What are you there? Your names?
Poor Tom, that eats the swimming frog, the toad, the todpole, the wall-newt, and the water; that in the fury of his heart, when the foul fiend rages, eats cow-dung for sallets; swallows the old rat and the ditch-dog; drinks the green mantle of the standing pool; who is whipt from tithing to tithing, and stock-punish’d and imprison’d; who hath had three suits to his back, six shirts to his body—
Horse to ride, and weapon to wear;
But mice and rats, and such small deer,
Have been Tom’s food for seven long year.
Beware my follower. Peace, Smulkin, peace, thou fiend!
What, hath your Grace no better company?
The prince of darkness is a gentleman. Modo he’s call’d, and Mahu.
Our flesh and blood, my lord, is grown so vild
That it doth hate what gets it.
Poor Tom’s a-cold.
Go in with me; my duty cannot suffer
T’ obey in all your daughters’ hard commands.
Though their injunction be to bar my doors,
And let this tyrannous night take hold upon you,
Yet have I ventured to come seek you out,
And bring you where both fire and food is ready.
First let me talk with this philosopher.
What is the cause of thunder?
Good my lord, take his offer, go into th’ house.
I’ll talk a word with this same learned Theban.
What is your study?
How to prevent the fiend, and to kill vermin.
Let me ask you one word in private.
Importune him once more to go, my lord,
His wits begin t’ unsettle.
Canst thou blame him?
His daughters seek his death. Ah, that good Kent!
He said it would be thus, poor banish’d man.
Thou sayest the King grows mad, I’ll tell thee, friend,
I am almost mad myself. I had a son,
Now outlaw’d from my blood; he sought my life,
But lately, very late. I lov’d him, friend,
No father his son dearer; true to tell thee,
The grief hath craz’d my wits. What a night’s this!
I do beseech your Grace—
O, cry you mercy, sir.
Noble philosopher, your company.
In, fellow, there, into th’ hovel; keep thee warm.
Come, let’s in all.
This way, my lord.
I will keep still with my philosopher.
Good my lord, soothe him; let him take the fellow.
Take him you on.
Sirrah, come on; go along with us.
Come, good Athenian.
No words, no words, hush.
Child Rowland to the dark tower came,
His word was still, “Fie, foh, and fum,
I smell the blood of a British man.”