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Much Ado About Nothing Scenes

Scene 1

Leonato’s garden.

(Hero; Margaret; Ursula; Beatrice)

Hero sends Margaret to fetch Beatrice and tell her to hide and eavesdrop on them in the orchard. When Beatrice sneaks in, Hero and Ursula spot her, and begin discussing Benedick and how deeply he is in love with Beatrice, as well as how the way she treats him is shameful. Once convinced that Beaatrice has been caught, they leave, and Beatrice decides that if they’re right, she will agree to marry Benedick. (119 lines)

Enter Hero and two gentlewomen, Margaret and Ursula.


Good Margaret, run thee to the parlor,

There shalt thou find my cousin Beatrice

Proposing with the Prince and Claudio.

Whisper her ear, and tell her I and Ursley

Walk in the orchard, and our whole discourse

Is all of her. Say that thou overheardst us,

And bid her steal into the pleached bower,

Where honeysuckles, ripened by the sun,

Forbid the sun to enter, like favorites

Made proud by princes, that advance their pride

Against that power that bred it. There will she hide her,

To listen our propose. This is thy office;

Bear thee well in it, and leave us alone.


I’ll make her come, I warrant you, presently.



Now, Ursula, when Beatrice doth come,

As we do trace this alley up and down,

Our talk must only be of Benedick.

When I do name him, let it be thy part

To praise him more than ever man did merit.

My talk to thee must be how Benedick

Is sick in love with Beatrice. Of this matter

Is little Cupid’s crafty arrow made,

That only wounds by hearsay.

Enter Beatrice behind.

Now begin,

For look where Beatrice like a lapwing runs

Close by the ground, to hear our conference.


The pleasant’st angling is to see the fish

Cut with her golden oars the silver stream,

And greedily devour the treacherous bait;

So angle we for Beatrice, who even now

Is couched in the woodbine coverture.

Fear you not my part of the dialogue.


Then go we near her, that her ear lose nothing

Of the false sweet bait that we lay for it.

They advance to the bower.

No, truly, Ursula, she is too disdainful,

I know her spirits are as coy and wild

As haggards of the rock.


But are you sure

That Benedick loves Beatrice so entirely?


So says the Prince and my new-trothed lord.


And did they bid you tell her of it, madam?


They did entreat me to acquaint her of it,

But I persuaded them, if they lov’d Benedick,

To wish him wrastle with affection,

And never to let Beatrice know of it.


Why did you so? Doth not the gentleman

Deserve as full as fortunate a bed

As ever Beatrice shall couch upon?


O god of love! I know he doth deserve

As much as may be yielded to a man;

But nature never fram’d a woman’s heart

Of prouder stuff than that of Beatrice.

Disdain and scorn ride sparkling in her eyes,

Misprising what they look on, and her wit

Values itself so highly that to her

All matter else seems weak. She cannot love,

Nor take no shape nor project of affection,

She is so self-endeared.


Sure I think so,

And therefore certainly it were not good

She knew his love, lest she’ll make sport at it.


Why, you speak truth. I never yet saw man,

How wise, how noble, young, how rarely featur’d,

But she would spell him backward. If fair-fac’d,

She would swear the gentleman should be her sister;

If black, why, Nature, drawing of an antic,

Made a foul blot; if tall, a lance ill-headed;

If low, an agot very vildly cut;

If speaking, why, a vane blown with all winds;

If silent, why, a block moved with none.

So turns she every man the wrong side out,

And never gives to truth and virtue that

Which simpleness and merit purchaseth.


Sure, sure, such carping is not commendable.


No, not to be so odd, and from all fashions,

As Beatrice is, cannot be commendable.

But who dare tell her so? If I should speak,

She would mock me into air; O, she would laugh me

Out of myself, press me to death with wit.

Therefore let Benedick, like cover’d fire,

Consume away in sighs, waste inwardly.

It were a better death than die with mocks,

Which is as bad as die with tickling.


Yet tell her of it, hear what she will say.


No, rather I will go to Benedick,

And counsel him to fight against his passion,

And truly I’ll devise some honest slanders

To stain my cousin with. One doth not know

How much an ill word may empoison liking.


O, do not do your cousin such a wrong.

She cannot be so much without true judgment—

Having so swift and excellent a wit

As she is priz’d to have—as to refuse

So rare a gentleman as Signior Benedick.


He is the only man of Italy,

Always excepted my dear Claudio.


I pray you be not angry with me, madam,

Speaking my fancy: Signior Benedick,

For shape, for bearing, argument, and valor,

Goes foremost in report through Italy.


Indeed he hath an excellent good name.


His excellence did earn it, ere he had it.

When are you married, madam?


Why, every day tomorrow. Come go in,

I’ll show thee some attires, and have thy counsel

Which is the best to furnish me tomorrow.



She’s limed, I warrant you. We have caught her, madam.



If it prove so, then loving goes by haps:

Some Cupid kills with arrows, some with traps.

Exeunt Hero and Ursula.


Coming forward.

What fire is in mine ears? Can this be true?

Stand I condemn’d for pride and scorn so much?

Contempt, farewell, and maiden pride, adieu!

No glory lives behind the back of such.

And, Benedick, love on, I will requite thee,

Taming my wild heart to thy loving hand.

If thou dost love, my kindness shall incite thee

To bind our loves up in a holy band;

For others say thou dost deserve, and I

Believe it better than reportingly.



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